Advertisement





Recent Comments
    Ratings
    Views
    Authors
    A. R. Ammons Aasif Mandvi Adam Ant Adam Clayton Adam Lambert Adam Savage Adelaide Anne Procter Adlai Stevenson Adolf Galland Adolf Hitler Aesop Aisha Tyler Albert Barnes Alberto Gonzales Aleksander Kwasniewski Alex Campbell Alexandra Paul Alexandre Vinet Alfred de Musset Alvar Aalto Aly Khan Amber Frey Amber Heard Amy Adams Anais Nin Anatole France Andrew Wyeth Andriy Shevchenko Andy Murray Andy Williams Ang Lee Anita Baker Anita Diament Anna Pavlova Anne Heche Anne Wilson Schaef Anthony Kiedis Anthony Weiner Antoine de Saint-Exupery Antonin Artaud Arianna Huffington Armistead Maupin Aron Ralston Arsenio Hall Arthur Helps Arthur Wellesley Arthur Young Ashley Benson Ashley Montagu Ashley Smith Audrey Hepburn Augusten Burroughs B. J. Novak Barbara Mikulski Barbara Sher Barry Lopez Benicio Del Toro Bertrand Russell Beverley Mitchell Bijou Phillips Bill Griffith Bill Kreutzmann Bill Shankly Bill Vaughan Bjorn Lomborg Bjorn Ulvaeus Bob Ehrlich Boris Pasternak Boss Tweed Brandon Boyd Brian Aldiss Brittany Daniel Broderick Crawford Bruce Willis Bruno Rossi Bryan White Bubba Sparxxx Burt Reynolds Burt Rutan Calvin Klein Candice Bergen Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach Carl Van Vechten Carlo Collodi Carrie-Anne Moss Carson McCullers Cat Deeley Catherine Bell Cato Cedric Richmond Charles Dance Charles Edward Montague Charles Foster Bass Charles Kennedy Charles M. Schulz Charles Olson Cheryl Tiegs Christian Slater Christopher Dodd Chuck Close Cliff Shaw Clifford Geertz Connie Chung Courtney Thorne Smith Curt Weldon D. Elton Trueblood dad Dan Lipinski Daniel J. Evans Dar Williams Dario Argento Darius Rucker Darrell Hammond Darrell Issa dating Dave Davies David Brin David Carradine David Kay David Letterman David Livingstone David O. Selznick David Rittenhouse David Russell Debbi Fields Dee Hock Deepak Chopra Dennis Cardoza Dennis Rodman Dennis Weaver Diana Vreeland Diane Cilento Dick Wolf Dillon Casey Dimebag Darrell Donald Knuth Dorothy Dix Doug Coupland Duncan Sheik Dylan McDermott Ed Belfour Edgar Degas Edward Bach Edward Eggleston Edwin Moses Eliphas Levi Elizabeth Taylor Ella R. Bloor Elsie de Wolfe Elvis Costello Emily Bronte Emmanuel Teney Emmitt Smith Eric Butterworth Ernest Hemingway Ernest Istook Esther Williams failure Fanny Kemble Fay Wray Flip Wilson Floyd Abrams Frances Bean Cobain Frances McDormand Frank Lautenberg Franklin P. Adams Franz Marc Frederick William Robertson Fredrik Bajer Friedrich Durrenmatt G. Gordon Liddy Gabriel Marcel Gabrielle Roy Galileo Galilei Galina Vishnevskaya Garrison Keillor Gary Allan Gaston Caperton Gaylord Nelson Gene Tierney Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel George Bernard Shaw George Dennison Prentice George Farquhar George Fox George Jackson George Konrad George Oppen George Saunders George Sewell George Whitefield George William Norris Gerard Arpey Glenn Frey Godfrey Reggio graduation Graham Greene Graham Nash Greg Kinnear Griffin Dunne Guglielmo Marconi Guido van Rossum Gustav Stresemann Gustavo Dudamel Gwyneth Paltrow Haldan Keffer Hartline Harold Ford Harold Wilson Harry Chapin Harry Stack Sullivan Haywood Nelson Helen Mirren Henry Drummond Henry Fielding Henry Lawson Henry Martyn Heraclitus Herbert Marcuse Heywood Broun Ho Chi Minh Horace Horst Koehler Howard Cosell Howard Gardner Humphrey Carpenter Ingrid Bergman Irving Howe Isaac Asimov Isaac Yeffet Izabella Scorupco J. D. Salinger J. M. Barrie J. William Fulbright Jack Dempsey Jack Kilby Jack Vance Jackson Pollock James Baldwin James Beard James Dean James Green Somerville James H. Boren James Huneker James K. Polk James Keller James Lovelock James Montgomery James Russell Lowell James Thurber Jan Hammer Jan Karon Jean Houston Jean Pigozzi Jeanne Calment Jerry Doyle Jerry Stiller Jhumpa Lahiri Jill Scott Jim Evans Jimmy Carr Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Smits Jo Brand Joan Didion Joe Moore Joel Coen Joel Silver Joey Adams Joey Ramone Johann Georg Hamann Johann Sebastian Bach John Baldacci John Beecher John Berger John Cale John Denham John Derek John Fiske John Goodman John Grisham John Hartford John Henry Carver John L. Lewis John Lasseter John McGahern John Murray John Philip Sousa John Poindexter John Ray John Walters John Witherspoon John Woolman Johnny Mathis Jon Huntsman Jonathan King Jones Very Jose Bergamin Joseph Pulitzer Josh Duhamel Judi Dench Juliette Gordon Low Justin Chambers Kamala Harris Kate Millett Ken Venturi Kiefer Sutherland King Hussein Lana Parrilla Laura Bush Laura Carmichael Laurie Anderson LeAnn Rimes Leon Battista Alberti Leon Kass Leslie Fiedler Lili Taylor Lincoln Steffens Lisa Murkowski Lisa Snowdon Liz Carpenter Lorna Luft Lucius Annaeus Seneca Lucy Stone Ludwig Erhard Lyndsy Fonseca Mac Thornberry Maggie Gyllenhaal Mahalia Jackson Malcolm Mclaren Marcus V. Pollio Marcy Kaptur Maria Monk Maria Shriver Mark Ruffalo Mark Van Doren Marquis de Sade Marsha Sinetar Marvin Hamlisch Mary Austin Mary Manin Morrissey Mary Wortley Matt Damon Matt Emmons Matthew Morrison Matthew Prior Mehmet Oz Melanie Laurent Merry Browne Michael Collins Michael D. Higgins Michael Franti Michael Moore Michael Nutter Michelle Pfeiffer Michelle Trachtenberg Miguel Jontel Pimentel Mike Rounds Milton Berle Mohamed El-Erian Mohamed ElBaradei Monica Lewinsky Morley Safer Morris Raphael Cohen Murray Rothbard music Nadia Comaneci Nancy Banks Smith Nathan Lane Naveen Jain Ned Rorem NeNe Leakes Nicki Minaj Nigel Farage Norman Douglas Norman Vincent Peale Nursultan Nazarbayev Olga Korbut Olivier Martinez Pablo Neruda Pamela Anderson Parminder Nagra Pat Riley Patricia Highsmith Patrick Troughton Paul Engle Paul Fussell Paul R. Ehrlich Pericles Pete Hoekstra Peter Camejo Peter Guber Peter L. Bergen Peter Latham Peter Medawar Peter Shilton Phil Donahue Philip Larkin Princess Masako Ralph Merkle Regina King Richard Armour Richard Eyre Richard J. Daley Richard Pryor Richard Steele Richard Wagner Rick Yune Roald Dahl Robert Baden-Powell Robert Brault Robert Crais Robert Mapplethorpe Robert Patterson Robert Powell Robert Schumann Rod Taylor Roger B. Chaffee Roger Tory Peterson Roh Moo-hyun Ron Chernow Ron Reagan Rosario Dawson Rudy Rucker Rumi Rupert Everett Russell Brand Russell M. Nelson Russell Simmons sad Samuel E. Morison Samuel Pepys Sara Paretsky Sarah Fielding Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Wayne Callies Schuyler Fisk Sean Hayes Shaun Cassidy Shawn Ashmore Sheryl Crow Shirley Hazzard Sholom Aleichem Sojourner Truth Sophia Bush Spiro T. Agnew Sri Aurobindo Stacie Orrico Stephane Mallarme Stephen Fry Steve Ballmer Steve Burton Steve Crocker Steven Cojocaru Steven Moffat Steven Patrick Morrissey Stevie Smith Taylor Caldwell teacher technology Ted Nelson Teri Hatcher Terry Eagleton Theodore C. Sorensen Thomas A. Edison Thomas Eakins Tiger Woods Timothy Olyphant Tina Louise Todd Tiahrt Tom Berenger Tony Garza Tony Robbins Tori Spelling Tracy K. Smith Tulsi Gabbard Tupac Shakur Vanessa Paradis Victor Cousin Virchand Gandhi W. E. B. Du Bois W. Somerset Maugham Walter Annenberg Walter Wriston Walton Goggins Warren Beatty Warren Rudman Werner Herzog Will Durant William Ames William Bartram William E. Gladstone William Godwin William Griffith Wilson William P. Leahy William Temple William Tyndale Wynton Marsalis Yeardley Smith Yoko Ono Zhu Rongji
     

    Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

    I remember nearly having a fit of

    “I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile.”

    — Madeleine Stowe

    Author: Madeleine Stowe
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Madeleine Stowe

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    I like marriage. The idea.

    “I like marriage. The idea.”

    — Toni Morrison

    Author: Toni Morrison
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Toni Morrison

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    How long was I in the army?

    “How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”

    — Spike Milligan

    Author: Spike Milligan
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Spike Milligan

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    I used to be Snow White, but

    “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

    — Mae West

    Author: Mae West
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Mae West

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    When human judgment and big data intersect

    “When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.”

    — Nate Silver

    Author: Nate Silver
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Nate Silver

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    They did that little thing on South

    “They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.”

    — Tina Yothers

    Author: Tina Yothers
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Tina Yothers

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    They say marriages are made in Heaven.

    “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

    — Clint Eastwood

    Author: Clint Eastwood
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Clint Eastwood

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    If you want to be thought a

    “If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.”

    — Logan P. Smith

    Author: Logan P. Smith
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Logan P. Smith

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste

    “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”

    — H. L. Mencken

    Author: H. L. Mencken
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, H. L. Mencken

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    Electricity is really just organized lightning.

    “Electricity is really just organized lightning.”

    — George Carlin

    Author: George Carlin
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, George Carlin

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    What other people call dark and despairing,

    “What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.”

    — David Sedaris

    Author: David Sedaris
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, David Sedaris

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    As soon as I realized you could

    “As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.”

    — Seth Rogen

    Author: Seth Rogen
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Seth Rogen

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    I was sleeping the other night, alone,

    “I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.”

    — Emo Philips

    Author: Emo Philips
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Emo Philips

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    I love Mickey Mouse more than any

    “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

    — Walt Disney

    Author: Walt Disney
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, Walt Disney

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...

    I never drink water because of the

    “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”

    — W. C. Fields

    Author: W. C. Fields
    Category: funny
    Tags: funny, W. C. Fields

     

    Rate This Post :
    1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
    Loading...
    Advertisement