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Posts Tagged ‘George Burns’
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
— George Burns
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: funny
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I would go out with women my
“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: age
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At my age flowers scare me.
“At my age flowers scare me.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: age
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a
“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: age
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I would go out with women my
“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: women
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: happiness
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal,
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: good
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal,
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: happiness
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When I was a boy the Dead
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: funny
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Sex at age 90 is like trying
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: age
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I honestly think it is better to
“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: success
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I spent a year in that town,
“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
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I honestly think it is better to
“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”
— George Burns
Author: George Burns
Category: failure
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