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    Politics is the art of looking for

    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Women should be obscene and not heard.

    “Women should be obscene and not heard.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Humor is reason gone mad.

    “Humor is reason gone mad.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Man does not control his own fate.

    “Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

    “Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    A child of five would understand this.

    “A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    I remember the first time I had

    “I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    No man goes before his time –

    “No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Military justice is to justice what military

    “Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    All people are born alike – except

    “All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Anyone who says he can see through

    “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    I was married by a judge. I

    “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    A hospital bed is a parked taxi

    “A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who

    “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”

    — Groucho Marx

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    Next time I see you, remind me

    “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

    — Groucho Marx

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